A great song, by a really under-rated artist. Real Late Starter – Nerina Pallot Bm I woke up late today E Actually I do that everyday Am Got no place to be seen I’m not part of a scene G I’m a genius loser Bm Keeping counsel with my own opinion E President of the state that I’m in Am Should I just stay in bed? Should I live in my head? G Oh God so many questions to ask Oh you could call me lazy I think of it as taking my time ‘Cos I don’t want to do what I don’t want to do I’m the queen refusenik [CHORUS] Bm E But - oh my God – if I was somebody I’d be doing it all just fine C G But I’m a real late starter D A So I’m making up for lost time Bm E Oh my God – if I was somebody you’d be kissing my arse right now C G D A But I’m so polite – I do it all of the time C G I missed my calling in life Bm Oh well. Day by day I wonder If I will be torn asunder By these things that I know that nobody else knows Or maybe it’s the drinking I guess we should consult a Bible Everybody needs a sign - or Bless the birds and the bees The flowers and trees And blessed be the slacker [CHORUS] But - oh my God – if I was somebody I’d be doing it all just fine But I’m a real late starter So I’m making up for lost time Oh my God – if I was somebody you’d be kissing my arse right now But I’m so polite – I do this all of the time I missed my calling in life E G And you must be having a laugh E G Oh God – you’re having a laugh D Am G No point in worrying if my day´s a disaster D Am G Inside my little head I’m happy ever after F# Yes I am [CHORUS] Oh my God – if I was somebody I’d be doing it all just fine But I’m a real late starter So I’m making up for lost time Oh my God – if I was somebody you’d be kissing my arse right now But I’m so polite I missed my calling in life [CHORUS] Oh my God – if I was somebody I’d be doing it all just fine But I’m a real late starter So I’m making up for lost time Oh my God – if I was somebody you’d be kissing my arse right now But I’m so polite – I do this all of the time I missed my calling in life Oooh – what of my life? Yeah well.